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Home Alone…w/ Kids

Two things really make themselves apparent when one is a parent (like that play on words?).

Pee and poop

Specifically, how much time we dedicate to each while raising kids.  For example, in the 45 minutes I’ve been up with the kids, we’ve had one little 2 year old that peed through her night diaper and soaked her clothes and her bedsheet. More than likely this was caused by the hurried way a tired father put her diaper on last night. So I deserved that one. She also spent 10 minutes on the potty, unfruitful.  I found out why when I went to put her pull-ups back on.  They were wet, in the 15 minutes since she woke up, she wet them already.

We’ve also had one little 7 month old that pooped so much it was up to his shoulders when I put him on the changing table. Thanks to the modern marvel of laxatives, Mr. Bryce has been pooping like a champion. A champion that has eaten nothing but fiber for days, in enough quantity to bury a herd of Madagascarian Aye-Ayes.

Needless to say, the washing machine is running and I’m feeling like I should take a Clorox shower.

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  1. Kevin
    March 29, 2008 at 10:30 am

    You could try “Family Guy”

  2. Sharon
    March 31, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    You poor guy!!

  3. Jenny Yordy
    March 31, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    That is so true! Isn’t it funny how a few years ago we were talking about such different things that poop, pee, diapers, and wipes. Now we compare blow outs on a regular basis!

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