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You’re Joking…Right?

September 18, 2008 Leave a comment

Every once in a millenia, a news article arrives that makes one think, “Hey, this is a hilarious joke!  You go “The Onion!”, you have made me laugh yet again at your crazy fake story antics!”.  But alas, after reading the article, you suddenly become aware that the story isn’t made up, it’s REAL!  And the laughing that had ensued at the first thought now increases at the realization that the story actually did happen, and it’s the funniest thing in the world, and then your head explodes.

This is not that article.

But it’s close.

According to the LA Times, two of Paris Hilton’s SEVENTEEN dogs were eaten Wednesday night by coyotes.  Yes, two tiny dogs were snarfed up during the night at her Hollywood Hills home.  Now, this makes me wonder how she knew they were coyotes, and that the dogs just didn’t run away to escape the constant ribbing from the neighbor dogs that they are owned by that “airhead blond”, and that all they are to her are “trophy dogs”, and she only loves them for their looks.

Maybe their tiny little legs were found in a pile, surrounded by two glittering collars, while the coyotes howled with glee in the distance.  A gourmet meal, but probably a little rich…