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You’re Joking…Right?

September 18, 2008 Leave a comment

Every once in a millenia, a news article arrives that makes one think, “Hey, this is a hilarious joke!  You go “The Onion!”, you have made me laugh yet again at your crazy fake story antics!”.  But alas, after reading the article, you suddenly become aware that the story isn’t made up, it’s REAL!  And the laughing that had ensued at the first thought now increases at the realization that the story actually did happen, and it’s the funniest thing in the world, and then your head explodes.

This is not that article.

But it’s close.

According to the LA Times, two of Paris Hilton’s SEVENTEEN dogs were eaten Wednesday night by coyotes.  Yes, two tiny dogs were snarfed up during the night at her Hollywood Hills home.  Now, this makes me wonder how she knew they were coyotes, and that the dogs just didn’t run away to escape the constant ribbing from the neighbor dogs that they are owned by that “airhead blond”, and that all they are to her are “trophy dogs”, and she only loves them for their looks.

Maybe their tiny little legs were found in a pile, surrounded by two glittering collars, while the coyotes howled with glee in the distance.  A gourmet meal, but probably a little rich…

The Great Outdoors???

June 16, 2008 2 comments

So we got home tonight from spending some time with gampa and gammaw N and I was carrying Brielle into the house.  I glanced out the back door, and saw a big rabbit in the backyard.  Knowing that Brielle would love to see the rabbit, I carried her into the kitchen, only to see our neighbor walk into our backyard pumping a BB gun, placing the tip of the barrel only inches from the rabbit’s skull, and pulling the trigger.  Luckily, it took only about two seconds for my very confused brain to realize what I was seeing before the rabbit flew into the air about two feet, spasming on its way back down, so I was able to say “OH!”, and turn Brielle away from the window.  I dropped her in the living room, asked her to stay there, and proceeded to watch our neighbor put about three more BBs into the rabbit to finally “take it down”.  I think he saw me watching, even though I tried to make it look like I was busy in the kitchen.  I’ll have to ask him how Thumper tasted…

Hilarious Story About a Guy Roping a Deer

I don’t know that this is absolutely true, but it made me laugh.  Best story I’ve heard in awhile.  Thanks Matt!

http://www.bloggingwv.com/corn-fed-venison-it-looked-good-on-paper/