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Political Joke

Senators John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were in an airplane flying to a debate.

John McCain decided to break the tension.  “You know what?  I could drop a 1,000 dollar bill out of this plane and make one person very happy.”

Hillary Clinton, not to be one upped by John, spoke next.  “Well, I could drop ten 100 dollar bills and make ten people very happy!”

Obama, smug as ever, piped up.  “That’s nothing!  I could drop one thousand 1 dollar bills out the window and make 1,000 people happy!”

The pilot, fed up with their little competition, decided to say something.

“Guys, I could put this plane into the side of a mountain and make 365 million people very happy…”