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Defense mechanism???

August 7, 2008 Leave a comment

Wasps have venom as a defense mechanism. I would like to suggest it’s more of an offensive mechanism. While mowing tonight I scared up a nest of yellow jackets. I didn’t see them and bam, bam! I thought I had thrown little pieces of sticks into my left shin at about 300 mph. I looked down, saw wasps, and ran. Then yelled at my neighbors for some wasp spray. I got my weapon, and found the nest, and took care of the problem. Their defensive mechanism just made me mad and come back and kill them. They should’ve left me alone. My leg still burns though. I’m sure they are laughing in their little waspy graves.

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